Charleston Chews

How to Eat a Charleston Chew

1) Put it in the freezer
2) Forget that you put it in the freezer
3) Find it several months later
4) "Crack" it against the counter
5) Open the wrapper
6) Drop most of the pieces on the floor
7) Pick them up off the floor
8) Eat them anyway
9) Try not to break any teeth

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